Get a job

Leave your parents’ basement

Nursing essays are a joke. They’re assigned too much writing. Can you stand on your feet for 12 hours in a row? Know symptoms? Treatments?

Get a job

Too much jungle bush

So you’re an adjunct?

You’re a brony. Do something manly, like make a table

Clean up

Deobesing?

Which is why your house is dirty. Arrested development. Become an adult

Thank you. Arrested development

Yeah mannnnnnn. Ufc!!!!!!! Who cares about real life issues

She also thought Rolling Stone was right about UVA

You probably thought rolling Stone was right about uva

But you must admit she’s gorgeous and most likely has a tight vagina

I just went to the hallway and released the all time squeaker fart. Squeaaaaaaaked for like 20 seconds

She is sexxxxxxy. Was the video meant to stimulate penis

Way to use the word “pitch” Billy boy. You euro

2 words, Kate Upton. He wins

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