I use “No Hablo Englis”

The Police department and the Sheriff have a them vs Us mentality. In my 25 years I only called them once for an incident, where my daughter was getting bullied, and they looked at me like I was the criminal and, looking over the contents of my house as I explained the situation.   I am a productive member of society…

I make double that and NO I don’t eat out

Yeah let me jump on that right now,,WOW who wouldn’t want a $65,000 Truck and pay on 96 month loan.

Get PI Hole avoid those pesky videos auto starts, ads, that take up a big portion of your speed

I hate TMobile for selling my information to zombie debt collectors , but they have an awesome Blocker that works, no more zombie debts, no more Marriott hotels, no more credit card sales, all GONE poof

The times I got pulled over the A-holes were the minority (asian hispanic) cops, I never had an issue with a white or black cop

PI Hole  you wont regret it

I was taking Paxil because I get angry, I stopped taking Cold Turkey and felt no side effects made up for it by hitting the gym 

she crying like a b1tch now

Be wary of the MicroSD cards, they are not the fast capacity, I have 4 on my desk just collecting dust because the Raspberry Pi wont recognize them, I had to to go to Best buy to make sure I was not getting fakes and bought sandisk that do work

Be wary of the MicroSD cards, they are not the fast capacity, I have 4 on my desk just collecting dust because the…

I work for a 500 fortune company, and I am forced to use my personal phone, and laptop for work.  Of course what I have on it is mine and mine alone

Put a couple of oranges in a panty hose swing them at yourself and boom instant bruising

Sometime women do the injuries to themselves...Speaking from personal experience, White women are the worst, if they don’t want you out of their life you are screwed they will call 911 invent false accusations, even self harm and who is Blue Isis going to believe, a white pretty girl or a minority

Prying the Guns from their cold dead fingers would be the final straw

Every new year I have to buy a new tux or suit, and she gets an awesome dress from nostdstrom and we party at the Hyatt.

you should look into getting those freckles checked asap, they look like the start of cancer

Next Big Story Tip:  Power off the phone then wait 5 seconds turn it on.  What a click bait article did I just read...ughhh

remember rapist like to keep soveniours 

if you have dislikes suck it up....example i hate when my wife licks my ear, she hates when I lick her but....