It will still go down in the record books as a win, but he doesn’t get any of the perks that come with a win, ie points or championship inclusion. 

He keeps the win but it doesn’t count toward the Chase or playoffs whatever NASCAR is calling it now.

You move all the time when you sleep.

Well now you’ve lost it, caused a scene and done criminal damage - suddenly now the flight is on time. 

If you think you wake up in the same position you were in when you fell asleep, you really ought to set up a camera to find out just how much people move in their sleep.

Plus I can easily keep two Jerry cans of gas in my garage. Not so easy to have a couple buckets of electricity.

The Environment guy sometimes goes to the nearest grocery store and back 10x a day 🤦

Why are you “loath to admit it”?  Not a fan?

You’ve never commuted on the LIRR.

cool read

I don’t understand this strategy of just stopping doing everything because Trump got shot.

Axe body spray has been known to “drop cloth”.

They are, though... that’s why it’s even sadder.

To be fair, her best attributes are much less than 37 years old.

Snowy mountain roads, high speeds - I say let her ride.

It’s common law for employers to be held responsible for the negligent conduct of their employees while working. If they weren’t no business would ever be held liable for anything negligent that happens because only the specific employee would be. Based on your rationale, if the business isn’t negligent for the…

proposing to defund the police to put air conditioning in open-air subway stations summarizes the general intellect of Kinja better than anything else i’ve ever read

And a Guenther Steiner cameo!

RZA from Wu Tang wrote a new ice cream song jingle to replace the racist ones.

“Hey, I love the company, I love the truck, it’s my dream truck. But just give me a new truck. Please.”

This right here is the problem.

There is not a single corporate or business entity I love. Not a one. No company I’ve ever worked for, nor any company that I am a regular consumer of their products or services. Our…