You need to lean harder into the joke for this to land right....

Haas running a “Yay, Russia!” livery is a story. This is.....nothing.

You know this article is a joke, right?

What a ridiculous article.

Take me to court, bud. I look forward to your testimony in front of the court. I’m going to want the jury to hear my daughter testify and see the photos of her injury, she’s absolutely got the guts for it. I am, however, unclear at which point you will get charged with child neglect.

Wow this take is so bad you got me to log into my Kinja account for the first time in years so your bosses should be quite happy with you.

The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

Came here to say the same. They are always crowded. Sure there huge, but it has to be to stuff all those people in there. You said it, it’s basically a small Walmart (even the same types of people), I really don’t get the hype.

Buc-ee’s.

Why stop at polishing? They should curve them too and turn the car into a rolling Archimedes death ray

Who knew the center of Hell was Nebraska?

I did a lot of thinking about Monaco over the weekend because this past Monday I finally got caught up on all the F3/F2 races from that weekend.

interesting experiment. The current wisdom is that McDonalds is the bottom rung of jobs and only the biggest loser’s work there. I guess that makes AI the biggest loser of all.

Echo a sentiment you offered up in another bit of “reporting”

I can’t tell if you're being serious or this is some weird sarcasm/joke I’m not in on

One of the best answers here, even though I’m partial to my own. ;-)

Sigh.

I used the term “author”. That’s constructive in the sense that it builds up the person in which I’m referring.

Really a high-quality article you’ve written here, Bradley!