fingers cross we can get someone, anyone, under 70 in 2028.

There are plenty of documentaries on his crash and how he died. Did you ever watch one?

My sister-in-law leased a Maserati SUV at $2999 for 36 months. These people walk among us.

Her husband got a similarly shitty loan, so what’s his excuse?

Now you know why certain people in power do everything they can to destroy the education system in the US.

I appreciate when people have realistic aspirations but if a Tahoe is a dream car for you, then I don’t really know what to say. That’s like negative aspiration.

“I did not go with my husband and as a female I feel they took advantage of me.”

It’s the ones that DON’T look dramatic that are the worst. You want to be bouncing and spinning and shedding parts. That is shedding energy. It’s the undramatic sudden stop crashes like Dale Earnhardt’s that get you very dead, very, very quickly. Though IIRC, Senna died because a piece of the car hit him in the head,…

Not quite. Senna died from a tire entering the cockpit and hitting him in the head. The spring accident involved Felipe Massa during quali for the 2009 Hungarian Grand Prix. A spring coil fell from Rubens Barichello’s Brawn car, which Massa hit at speed, causing him to hit a barrier. He has a titanium plate in his…

He posted a link to a TSX wagon, but I’m not sure if Portland is too far for the Vancouverite to travel.

What? You mean to tell me that the inventor doesn’t have a GoFundMe page yet to produce more examples? All I see is the perfect addition to mancaves all over America—even I want one. Well done, man. Giant kudos.

Stolen from Reddit

It ain’t 2016 anymore

Why is it weird?

On average, I get paid about 20 cents a word, so no, I did not make $1,800 for this article. 

1. That is weird

I have several of these cards that I don’t need any more (got an EV). Drop your Bitcoin info in my DMs and I’ll send you one.

“What kind of nightmares do you have about driving?”

I read a fiction novel, where terroists started bombing the security lines. Its a perfect vector now. Bags aren’t screened on entry to the airport - so a huge roller bag of c4 can come right into line - and there are often 1000+ people packed tightly waiting to get through a security bottleneck..

A 9/11 style takeover became impossible once they started locking the cockpit doors. That was the only real change they needed.

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