My guy, if this has happened to you, and multiple times, you may need to see a professional regarding the way your penis treats the workplace.

An employee may try to initiate; you get paid enough and are in a position of power that makes it easier to decline.

However, judging from the fact this has occurred to you…

Then you are an idiot.  1. If you refer to someone as an “underling” your a shitty person; and, 2. If you refer to someone as an “underling” it’s pretty fucking tough to have a relationship with equitable power.  You’re part of the problem man.

Underlings?  That’s a scummy take.

Easy way to stop that. Just stop having relationships with your underlings. You’re enabling the issue, and taking advantage. 

Dude - you can’t really have a totally consensual relationship with your boss. There will always be a power dynamic issue and that’s why you don’t do that stuff at work.

This is insanely fucked up. We penalize women for not immediately coming forward, then when they do - with apparently a LOT of credibility and…

I’ll bet we can tell you where the person lives. Let’s look at a map

No worries; a turtle riding a flying cloud will catch them with a fishing line before they hit the ground and deposit them safely back onto the track, helping himself to a few of their coins for his troublese.

Honestly, most F1 seasons are like this. If you are lucky there are two teams, so 4 cars that are remotely close to each other in speed.

To be honest, Muskrats are there for the taking. Believers in Musk have already checked their critical thinking skills at the door, so it’s a market where everyone you try to scam are already stupid enough to fall for scams. You don’t have to waste your time with people who can think critically, you just go directly…

I dunno, this all sounds like shit Elon would do. I wouldn’t rule him out just yet.

Not be a lazy Karen, and call around yourself to find your own hotel with a room available?

No available rooms within 50 miles out of the Kona Airport?

This is a Buzzfeed level of post.

When I was younger and diskmen were still a popular thing (yes, I’m dating myself here) I had a Simpsons CD called “Songs in the Key of Springfield” that had most of these on it. When it was cool to be listening to Nirvana or RATM, Korn, etc. This was certainly one of my guilty pleasures.

Family Guy take note, this is how you do it

There are obviously some great songs here, but Baby on Board deserves a place. After all, the B-Sharps were “Bigger than Jesus”, and their reunion on that roof is one of the best moments in the whole show.

*does burnout of support*

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