Every day Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini is somehow a story on Yahoo.

The theory I heard was that he has a seven inch tongue and can breathe through his ears...

and bigger than an chocolate bunny, the more expensive ones that come in a box, not wrapped in foil

Its huge apparently 

that sounds like latrine.

YESS!

I feel like Bill Hader IS Mitch. “I used to be on this cushy show called SNL as an actor. I coulda rode that shit forever. But then I was like... nah.”

Good old fashioned antisemitism.

People not from LA. Which is to say nearly everybody.

I find it hard to believe that Michael thought the toilet sketch was awful, but that the sign sketch was even better this time. The sign sketch got old quick the first time - this time around when Aidy opened the first one, I thought, “oh not this bit again.”

It’s the Chuck Cunningham syndrome.

I bet it kept the kids pretty quiet.

DC did it backwards. They basically wanted to start with the Justice League crossover and then work backwards with filling in the individual movies. Dumb and easily predictable failure, that even I could see unfolding way back in 2014 when they announced their plans.

Take this seriously. It’s not THAT hard. 

And with good cause!

Paul Rudd has a heart rate monitor, when his heart stops this clip plays automatically on his phone.

I’m kelpless with laughter. Seriously, I’m eeling over.

I do too. This is the first time I’ve seen it. Latinx is just so unwieldy. I always assumed it was pronounced “LA-tinks” until I heard someone actually say “Latin X,” and it just sounds really awkward. It’s a word that works much better in print than spoken, which defines a lot of internet lingo. If I’m not mistaken,…

I see what you did there...and there...and there...and....

They are in the original book.