They were forced to do that.  Of course, they could have been banging during the parts in between episodes.

And yet, Shatner’s fever dream is a lot more entertaining that Roddenberry’s snoozefest/2001 rip-off.

Yes, it is disappointing that some people just see this movie as masturbation fodder.

Was cloud sharing even a thing in 2002?

Well, this is your smoking gun! If no one is making porn of it, then no one is watching it!

This is the exact quote I expected from a man who made a bunch of people pull a giant steamboat up a mountain for a movie.

Yeah, that sounds like it should be a lyric in Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain.”

I’m pretty sure Frankenhooker launched a thousand weird porn fetish sites.

“Within two months the top five songs on the Billboard 100 chart were all Beatles songs, something no one else has achieved to this day.”

I notify Green Berets for breakfast!

I was a teenager when this show was on the air.  I saw many episodes, and they were all terrible.  But, I wasn’t watching for the show’s quality... if you know what I mean...

Yep... you guessed it:  Frank Stallone!

Yeah, what the fuck is up with the avatars?  Is this a glitch?  Or, was it done on purpose?

That looks like it would hurt to fuck.

Damn, this sucks! He was such an underrated actor. I’ve been recently rewatching all the Star Trek shows in chronological order of when they take place. That means I started off with Enterprise, and he was great as Soval. I also watched Alien Nation a lot when Syfy was The SciFi Channel and airing reruns of it.  RIP.

This sounds like one of Richard Hendricks’s elaborate gags that only he finds funny and spends a long time trying to explain the joke to his friends only for no one to get it on Silicon Valley.

I wasn’t watching because of them, and the show’s quality went down when they didn’t have any of the books to adapt anymore.

Pretty on point that those two chuckleheads biggest regret is not featuring more of some minor character most people forgot about.

So it’s Monk if he was a lawyer?

You know you’ve had a good career as a character actor if the role that first brings you prominent fame is one in which you play a factory foreman-turned-male stripper who gets fully nude on stage.  Rest in peace.