Call me when they hit Number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100…

His dad dying?  Is that what you’re talking about?  That his dad is gonna die?

How would you even pick an episode from them?  Season 4 was re-edited, so there’s technically two versions of that season.  And, I believe Season 5 isn’t even on Netflix anymore.  It’s probably best to just forget about them and move on.

That is the most on point one of the bunch.   Not a single person will dispute that one. 

I didn’t see the episode, but reading that Christopher Walken was there, I have to assume that they did a Continental sketch, right?  Right?  RIGHT!!!!?

Seriously!  If you make a 3-hour movie, put in an intermission.  Movies used to have intermissions.  You’d think that a film historian like Scorsese would know this.  

Damn!  John Larroquette and Marsha Warfield are the only ones left.  

The Social Network is the rare biopic that NEEDS a sequel.

There was a Shaft TV show!!!!? How the fuck am I just now finding out about this!!!!?

The differences being that they want him to be creative. 

This is why Pink Floyd is the best prog rock band:  those motherfuckers could play.  They could make a 23 minute song that you wouldn’t want to end.

Severly lacking Stuart Gordon’s The Pit And The Pendulum.

I’m assuming this means “La Grange” is also in the movie.  (Can’t watch the trailer now; at work and Youtube lags badly here.)

Wait a minute...  There’s a Ducky Dynasty prequel movie!?

My AI girlfriend tried to access NORAD’s computers in order to launch some nuclear missiles.  The government shut her down and has her locked up on a private server in Area 51.  

Obligatory “Do you actually get to see any nudity?” Question:

And yet, that’s his most commercially appealing movie.

I know most people will remember him from Harry Potter, but I’ll never forget his performance in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover. 

I had a feeling that the strikes would end in the fall.  I figured (well, hoped) that the upcoming mostly reality show network season would be a huge ratings disaster, forcing the TV execs to run screaming back to the negotiation table and/or causing some dissention between the TV execs and studio heads.  Maybe that…

It looks like Disney has prematurely shot its wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so it looks like they have something of a mess on their hands.