I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t find some way to sneak him onto the show. 

Sa da tay!

Between that and Mulholland Drive in the Top 10, I would say that S&S has a thing for lesbians. 

Just gonna leave this here.  RIP.

What does Payton Manning think of all this?

The dog eating the heart is one of the greatest moments in television history. 

That’s horrible, man.

That’s horrible, man.

Well, straight incest has been a part of pop culture for the past few years. It’s about time gay incest gets it due. 

I thought Tuesday was gone with the wind. 

Just another manic Monday…

Obligatory Martin Bashir Is A Douchebag Post.

Hydrogen is even sluttier.  She bonds with everything. 

I have a theory as to how Pete Davidson keeps dating these beautiful women:  chocolate flavored penis. 

“Squandering hundreds of dollars on a dime-sized portion of deconstructed and deglazed huckleberry foam (I don’t actually know whether this is a thing, I just made it up)”

Elton John wasn’t dead when they made Rocketman. 

Oh shit!  I was just making a joke.  But, damn!  That’s a great choice.

Who’s gonna play Lance Von Erich?

Jeremy’s Iron?

This sucks.  I guess I’ll just accept that everyone was a robot and move on.