Meh. First time I went into an American supermarket in 1988 I was like ‘Is that all the flavours of crisps (potato chips to USians) they have? Poor things.’ In the UK I was used to Cheese and Onion, Salt and Vinegar, Ready Salted, Smoky Bacon, Worcestershire Sauce, Roast Chicken, Prawn Cocktail, Beef and Onion,…

Or - how about this - maybe he’s just not vain?

Tell us more about the good times.

Take your waterproofs and your wellies. It gets rough up there.