They look exactly like the type of people I would have thought run Whole Foods.

I was distracted by the containers of fruit behind him. New slogan idea? “Whole Foods - For people too lazy to cut their own fucking fruit.”

But how will I fell superior to people if I can’t shop at Whole Foods? :(

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

Look at this stupid asshole.

If they pulled that shit on this Paris, they’d be dead by now

Either way, Nicole Richie is having a laugh.

if Paris was really on a prank, she needs an Oscar. if not, her people will be fired

known for harboring particular concern for the environment or establishment medical practices

I don’t even get what the stock photo is supposed to be about. A crying 5 year old? Kids that age cry, whether or not they’re vaccinated. Is he supposed to look autistic or filled with toxins or something?

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Please let there be lawsuits.

I don’t understand what the industry doesn’t get. WE DON’T WANT JAI COURTNEY HOLLYWOOD! PLEASE! STOP IT!

I work for the govt, and even though I hate it and my colleagues are morons, I am so thankful for my insanely good benefits and decent hours. I’m in my mid forties, and don’t give a shit about chasing a rainbow, the way my ex boyfriend did. Those benefits and hours mean everything when you have health or family…

Young People are the only people with the willingness to work for dreams and equity in a company with zero assets or income.

My initial reaction to this is something along the lines of “are you fucking kidding me?” And then I remember my own experience.

Let’s see. Small startup company doing VoIP before that term had even been coined. They hired a handful of us relatively cheaply and a week later our 12-person company had a celebratory dinner because we were to be listed on NASDAQ the next morning. Hang on, because we were about to be *rich*. Or so said our weasel-y…

A friend did his bachelor party in the Ukraine and apparently an add on to the travel package was a fake kidnapping. A groomsman signed them up for it but did not disclose to anyone else. They got snatched off the street by men with guns, thrown in the trunks of cars, driven over some bumpy roads for what seemed like…

This isn’t funny at all. You don’t do this shit.