No, you hang up!

yawn.

Isn’t wonderful how his burner has existed for about 20 minutes, yet he’s been ungrayed by trolling a reply. You’d think someone at Kinja HQ would’ve smartened the fuck up.

Big deal. Why isn’t Jezebel covering this other important artifact from 2007? What you hiding?!

Just assume that it’s a Russian spam bot that’s based on an Amish teen who’s made his way to the local library’s computer lab.

Do for-profit colleges count? As a first generation college student, I enrolled in an art school thinking that it would help me grow and build my portfolio. A few weeks before classes start (because I was an idiot who didn’t think things through) I figured that spending $60,000 on the same diploma I could get for…

Lord almighty, can you spill the details on what industry the guy was masquerading as? Venture capital for emerging cults? It sounds like an American Psycho chapter that didn’t even make it past first draft.

VJ’s a very standard troll who dismisses any comment he can, so thanks for at least being a voice of reason against his obnoxious gasbagging.

Oh great, thanks for clarifying your stance with SJW and ‘gubmint’. Now I can rest easy when I ignore what you have to say without worrying that I’m missing out on anything.

This is why Jezebel is one of the few websites where I actually look at the comments.

Life sure was better in the good old days with nuclear annihilation hanging over everyone's heads.

That wiki summary sounds like the sad TED talk ramblings of a nutter.

Ugh, that is revolting, disgusting, heinous, and abominable.

At first I assumed that the material he leaked was just something trivial like some classified emails or whatever. But he actually handed off his black books containing identities of spies along with details meant for the president? To his mistress for a period of seven days? Seven days?

Not trolling here, but does that really happen? Sergeant Major of the Army Gene McKinney got booted with Master Sergeant pay when he was charged with sexual assault, but I can't find info on what happened afterwards other than having to spend ten days in jail for intentionally running someone over.

A sober Breitbart party? Hell to the Naw! I'd need a Gatorade bottle of LSD to weather that storm.

Ewww

That sentence showed up on the daily metro newspaper from Washington Post here in DC, and it was so good I had to Google whatever the hell web series it was. Kudos to Kate.

The icing on the cake: he's 39.