Forget the “Trump the Bitch” signs, get out the “Perjure the Bitch” signs.
Forget the “Trump the Bitch” signs, get out the “Perjure the Bitch” signs.
He's got Father Time whimpering in the corner from using only his scowl. Oh God we should turn this into a Chuck Norris facts thing but exclusively with time!
Fought off a stroke and soon to be a centenarian in December. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Reminds me of the story of John Carpenter walking out of the torture scene in Reservoir Dogs. He said the scene giving him so much anxiety he had to leave was a compliment.
+1 if you can add a fish-sticks reference.
Lowered expectations. "Hey we at least let them drive." Thanks, what a concession.
Or the IOC could make an example out of him, but I doubt it, he's not Russian.
At some point we're going to conflate them so we might as well get ahead of it while we can: PISSGHAZIGATE!
But I thought we didn't win at anything anymore. I've been lied to. Sad!
‘Student-athletes' my ass.
The Lord's Work, it's what you're doing. Keep doing it.
True that. I remember a boxer in London who knew, just knew, that unless he knocked out his opponent there was no way he was going to win, no matter how much he dominated. Of course he dominated the match, but didn’t knock his opponent out - and summarily lost. His look of inevitable despair after the horn sounded was…
The Mythbusters swear by these things, which is about as good an endorsement as you can get.
Thanks. It's interesting it makes the transition into "literature". Whenever I'm in a bookstore I'm always curious as to when I'll find it in the literature section (classics), but it's almost always with history.
I was just curious, from a PhD; where does Gibbon rank for you? Helpful, not helpful?
I'm not surprised. I know Lithuania doesn't count, but you should check out their weightlifters, they're no-doubt juiced to the gills.
As a surfer, and one who watches competitive surfing quite often online, nothing is more stupid than having surfing in the Olympics. They'll be lucky if they can find viable surfing venues within a hundred miles of most Olympic Games (Rio would be an extreme exception). Can't wait to see them surfing in Lake Michigan…
I can't read this without immediately thinking of the Rural Juror. Ok so maybe I'm binge watching 30 Rock, what of it?