To paraphrase Preacher, "Son of God or son of man, nothing good will ever come out of fucking your cousin."

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

I know, I just have a knee jerk reaction any time someone uses 'nice guy' in a context that implies that they deserve the object/subject of their pursuit just because they're nice. Like you can win a person. 99% of friendships I've had with men end because they're all such nice guys who are so totally bowled over by…

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

Ok, I agree their relationship isn't "romantic", at least not right now, since they're in a pretty fucked up situation. And yes prisoners can't give consent under the law and therefore she was raped (legally). But do you honestly believe that there are situations where your consent is entirely taken away from you,…

oops! I should've known something was up with the cleaver. I just imagined Morello as the perfect Snow White in my head, so I overlooked other details. Still doesn't seem a good fit for Mendoza. She needs a more recent character who's got a bit more agency and opinions to express. As someone pointed out before, this…

On top of everything else, Pornstache at least used a condom. I know, minor point when we're talking about rape, but it's just extra galling that Bennett didn't even care enough to do that.

what's the dark coloration on Morello/Snow White's arms? She really is the tragically perfect old school Disney princess—she already looks like Snow White—no hair or makeup changes, just slip on the dress and we're good to go! If she went blonde, she could also be Sleeping Beauty-the perfect image of a princess in an…

Yes, I think in a lot of ways Pornstache is a foil for Bennett. He's awful and an idiot but when it comes to Daya he is, in a strange and twisted way, open, loving, and supportive in a way that Bennett, for all his comparative saneness, definitely isn't.

I swear they are infused with crack. You can't just have one, you have to finish the whole bag. It's science.

I was so shocked when I was at a friend's house recently and saw that her 5 year old daughter asked politely whether she could have a chocolate from the bowl on the coffee table. Once she was told she could have only one, she took one only! I would have sneakily eaten them all in 1 hour and given myself a terrible…

Oh. That's because kids are morons. And they don't give a damn about consequences (probably on account of their being morons).

Absolutely delicious. Meant more about kids thinking that they could somehow have a pile of shiny red and green wrappers that wouldn't draw attention.

What is it about Hershey Kisses?

What is it about Hershey's Kisses? Ummm...that they're delicious?

I love how this mom was able to keep her serious mommy voice and hold the camera still without shaking with laughter. Good consequence too - no sweets all day b/c sweets were stolen? Perfect justice!

"What am I looking at?" (Mom implies that she is looking at the donut evidence)

What is it about Hershey Kisses? Once when my son was little, I bought a bag after Christmas because they were on sale. A couple of weeks later, I couldn't find it and then started to wonder if I just thought I bought them. The mystery was solved a bit later when I moved the couch to vacuum behind it and found the…

That's an excellent approach though, teaching moderation and self-control.

When my daughter was this age, I bought some Hershey kisses for Christmas time and poured them in a bowl. If she was good for the day and attempted to eat a good amount of healthy food, I would let her have a kiss for dessert. Little did I know, she was super sneaky and found a way to get them. It was months later…