Plus his district is basically locked in blue, it’d be fine.

Who cares about the man’s face? The man is 58 years old and he’s still got more hair than me at 28!

Water polo is for chumps.

Show us on the Pop Vinyl where GameStop touched you.

This reminds me of the Lancia Stratos Zero concept from Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker movie:

A girl’s gotta get paid!

It’s especially funny when he taunts the home team’s fans with this gesture during on the road games.

Counterpoint: Fuck math.

Ronald Reagan was 69 years old at his inauguration as president in 1981...

As much as I wanted the Pats to lose, that was an incredible catch.

No man I just enjoy watching you spin your wheels ;)

Right now, it seems your number one problem is that you believe that I desire civil discourse with you. I can assure you that this is not the case.

Are there any decent TexMex places? I mean yeah Abbott is my governor and yeah my weed isn’t legal, but... my TexMex tho.

Yeah, bigger problems like a fascist regime now being in control of my country? Problems like that???

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Bro if you have to resort to lifting the dictionary definition for the word troll you are not winning the argument.

Yoda???

Seeing as how the final go / no go decision is left with the President, he is directly responsible for the outcome of the mission. Also it seems like the President is pretty involved in the mission planning process: