Nice shifting the burden of proof you’re doing there, smarty pants.

“I like guys who don’t get captured.”

+1 salty Kathy Bates

I really hope I’m in the “fireball / vaporization” radius and not the “third degree burn / thermal radiation death” radius.

Unpeeled, although I heard that it would typically turn to mush because they’d just stick the tip in and then hold the guy down and stomp it into his anus.

The dems need to have a come to Jesus moment and realize that pushing the same corporate neoliberal agenda over and over again won’t get them anywhere.

At my high school the football team hazing method of choice was to sodomize someone against their will with a banana.

What a lot of people don’t realize is that Gamestop doesn’t only deal in the games business. They bought up two of the nation’s biggest AT&T dealers (Cricket and Spring) in addition to Geeknet, which really opened them up to the collectibles business. This diversity is the main reason they have survived for so long…

As someone with chronically sweaty hands, I always have a towel on hand. My “coach’s rag” at is has become known.

Obligatory:

Fort Worth PD are no strangers to this kind of shit. They have a penchant for hiring dirtbag cops. This is a good example of the stark contrast of the demographics that make up the Dallas / Forth Worth metroplex. You have Tarrant County, which always goes red during elections and Fort Worth is a very cowboy type…

Am I the only one who didn’t really like Arrival all that much? Maybe I’m biased because I don’t have or want kids and so I wasn’t that drawn in emotionally.

Tremendous walls.

“She’s a super model. So super. The most super.”

Customer: “What do you mean I can’t return this opened new merchandise?”
Company: “Sir, it’s not our fault that you didn’t read the return policy.”

To be honest I really enjoy his paintings, especially his self portraits. I’m glad he found his peace.

My mother, a lifelong Texas Democrat, had similar things to say about them the few times she had met them when Dubya was governor. They really are nice people and she still considers him an honorable man, which admittedly is a lot easier to recognize after several years of Rick Perry and now Greg Abbott. It’s just…

I live not too far from DFW airport and my house is situated right under one of the main flight paths used for approach. It’s truly awesome yet also somewhat terrifying to see an A380 fly over considering it’s so huge and it appears to be sooooo slow.