You have to admit, they are doing some remarkable things with dried future sculpture these days. That Attorney General looks almost lifelike.

We’ll know we’ve achieved parity when Deadspin devotes ~entire posts~ to our eighth division inexplicable misses and own goal highlights

If San Diego is washed away, it no longer has Philip and Mrs. Rivers available to repopulate the town by themselves.

He’s known as the seventh division Greek league own goal video highlight of rap

I look forward to their trading him for a Plumlee, any Plumlee, and a 2029 second-round pick.

This beef is the best in the way that Japanese soldiers stuck on a remote Pacific island until 1964 eating shoots and grubs finally getting a can of Dinty Moore would declare it the best.

You know what they say, out of the frying pan and into the crawfish pot.

I understand how they feel, I don’t much like either team as well.

Is he actually necessary to the Warriors’ long-term success, or could are the Warriors wishing they had his $17M/year accessible to get two decent space-fillers?