The film's been altered so someone else shot it first

Jesus, there's that many Mighty Ducks movies?

The production is collapsing!

I have a bad feeling about this

Honestly, if we told Trump he could quit and we promise not to talk about it or make fun of him, he'd probably take up the offer.

That was years after losing, though. Gore was pretty awkward during his campaign, too. Both he and Hillary were told to not seem as smart as they are, since Americans prefer the "have a beer with" leader over "basic competency and coherence".

Bill Hader should be in this

Gotta give it to Putin- everyone counted Russia out after the collapse of the Soviet Union, but here they are back on top. Impressive. Terrifying, but impressive.

"Young, inexperienced director" who already made of the 70s' best and most influential movies BEFORE Star Wars

A lot of the original was just ad-libbed, I wonder if Bill Murray said a single scripted line.

And when Chris Hemsworth says "Welcome to Old New York" or whatever, the transition doesn't actually happen until a minute or so later, and it's not really shown, you have to notice the signs in the background. Which is too bad, because I liked that idea.

Ivan Reitman said in an interview that he, Dan Aykroyd, and Harold Ramis' family got a very generous deal for the rights. The budget was probably so high partially because a big chunk went to Aykroyd himself.

The editing was terrible, it's not a good sign when you can clearly tell a big dance number had been cut. The cast deserved a better movie.

Dan Aykroyd's always been a good comedy actor. Give him good material, he'll kill it. Give him bad material, he'll still give it his all. But as a person he's always been a little odd.

I thought the trailer was an Eddie Bauer ad

So what happened to the other guy on that tape?

You don't want to know what David Cameron did with that orb

Short hair on Scarlett Johansson > short hair on Katy Perry

Schwarzenegger's brilliant move was to marry a Kennedy but run as a Republican. You just know they would have been all over his dope-smoking, philandering past and Hollywood elitism if he wasn't on their team.

It's all about pissing off liberals. Trump voters don't care if the country burns to the ground, they just want to point and laugh at the crybaby liberals all sad that their country is burning down.