As a proud Guildford resident I can say, alas, this is true. We also have an abundance of unnecessary SUVs which the Guildford mums like to drive around in (known in the UK as Chelsea Tractors).

Since I’m not claiming that anything ‘will lead to’ anything else, I don’t think that’s a fair comparison.  

In that case, I’ve decided that I am a turtle. You now must refer to me as such.