Ringer, I served with Grantland. I knew Grantland. Grantland was a friend of mine. Ringer, you’re no Grantland.

You gotta grab every win available in the postseason, particularly in the short LDS, particularly at a night when every pop fly cleared the fence.

They still have Otero, and probably Shaw, and Manship and McAllister both have ERAs under 3.50. They’ll be fine.

Start with these guys. I hear they once shoved a mouse into a bottle to get a free tour of a beer factory. I wouldn’t put escalation into more violent areas past them.

I can’t really accurately remember, but I can’t pin down the last time I got a can of beer at a game. Yeah, the vendors walk around with them but they pour it in a cup before you get it, the cans stay with the vendor.

Who the fuck has time to worry about the proper accessorization of a diaper bag with my cargo shorts when 118% of my brain is focusing on keeping a two-year-old from running into traffic with a flaming magnesium hammer shrieking about Goofy?

offer a fully integrated solution for agencies wishing to minimize the presence of their police vehicles

“for agencies wishing to minimize the presence of their police vehicles”

I’d have accepted that as a valid answer. It’s true. Of course, it almost drove a young Alex Trebek into an early retirement.

Another thing they all have in common: none of them have been in my kitchen

Good thing I bet the under and the over.

Idiocracy

Naïveté showing here, but: how did humanity get to the point where legislation has to be made for this issue?

How about a free case of birth control pills with every car purchase? If you can’t remember your kid, you don’t NEED a kid.

If I remember correctly the Warriors choked away a 3-1 lead. They may be the chokingest team

So Harbaugh should alert the media that one of his best defensive weapons won’t be in a game? Seems like a pretty terrible move strategically.

The funniest thing I will hear this month will be a Finnish guy saying “what the f***”

VHAAT DAH FAHHHHK!!!

Can I get it in manual with manual windows, door locks, rubber floor covering, and only an AM/FM radio?

Cant get the colorado in standard cab in the US. I expect the ranger will be the same. And extended cabs are just as bad nowadays.

A truck should have two doors and seating for 3