Just for anyone out there who may be wondering, I just flew Frontier and this is their breakdown:

the Prizm was a small car that had a backseat large enough for two high schoolers (lets say a boyfriend and a girlfriend) to do, uhh, stuff while they were cutting math class.  

Hate to tell you, but I was just in freaking Tampa and it was $15 for a cocktail at the hotel bar. Sadly, that seems to be the low end of the standard anywhere remotely “tourist-y” these days

nope, if they get a burr under their saddle about something, they’ll find a reason

why not just download a coule things to your phone to watch, and not need wifi?

Its almost as if he makes the worst possible decisions every time e has a chance, like he’s a terrible coach or something

theres no such thing as a Baltimore cop. Its a Ballimer police.  

In the 70's the sign said “last one out turn off the lights”

Ahh the life of pampered suburban youth. They get notes to “mow the lawn” on the calendar. I got a smack in the mouth if I dared forget

It’s actually quite expensive to be poor in America. Funny how that works. Gotta keep the drones under your bootheel and compliant though.

For easier chicken pot pie, skip the roux and use a can of condensed cream of chicken soup

My Dad has 2:

Ill just leave this here:

+1 Chuck Roast

For those of us old enough to remember prime Lawrence Taylor, this is what it looked like

I wonder if eventually, maybe 100 years from now, if America hasnt already cannibalized itself, and if the planet hasn’t erupted, that perhaps the NFL will more closely resemble 7 on 7 drills recruits run at scouting camps

yeah he’s a tool, but they do some amazing work

He’s an Ohio State (fan) alum who is a fan of the Patriots.  Pretty sure he also roots for Darth Vader

its not “ripping off” its “cost plussing”

88-94 was better than the original cast.