If it’s going to be in Vegas, it needs to be a topless bar named “The Landing Strip”

“we coulda put it on E-Bay...we got connections, we coulda reached out to other sources...”

As a long time Browns fan I can tell you thats the hallmark of the terrible offensive line/ skittish QB/ bad OC troika. Every play call looks like they’re swimming upstream. The line cant block and the QB is running in the wrong direction, the OC calls a play where the only receiver is running a route that will cause…

Family trip in 1987. Went from the Celveland burbs to Jackso, WY in August. left Friday night about 9 PM, had a reservation starting Tuesday at the campground. We showed up at about lunchtime on Monday.

God, I loved Jimmy James.

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are too hot to enjoy. Anything that hirts to shit out just isnt worth it anymore.  Jalapeno Cheetos are where its at

Just listen to Unanswered Prayers by Garth Brooks, I promise you’ll feel better

the only good thing Tommy Lee has done in his career is when he honked the boat horn with his dong in that tape with Pam. Heres some good drumming:

Yeah, it started to feel at that point that the storylines were becoming too overwrought, the writers doing whatever contortions necessary to keep the characters from getting ahead.  I realized then that would never be a truly “happy” ending for any of the characters, and much like in real life, its gets old watching…

It amazes me that they arent smart enough to realize that turnover costs them more in the long run, but Q.E.D.

“temp to hire” or “temp to perm” is one of the greatest scams being run by corporations today. They put that carrot out there of “we might bring you on permanent” but they never will. Temp workers dont get pid on holidays, they dont get benefits, they get lower wages and if they arent blindly obedient they’ll NEVER…

As Ive said repeatedly to my Wife and her sister and some others I know who matriculated from OSU, and that I’ve had to endure years of taunting because I am from Michigan: There’s no “reason” to fire him. Also, theres no “reason” to keep him. But, any fans that are okay with continuing to root for and support Urban…

its a way of saying “literally” withouyt saying “literally” because pedants might correct you for using literally when you really mean figuratively

Are those tires flat-spotted?

I grew up on an Estate where my Dad was the head Gradener. Not only did he grow vegetables for the land owners, but each family was also alotted 6-75 foot rows to grow whatever we wished.

Dont worry, Jesus will feed them all with two loaves of bread and some fish

I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 70 when i was near the end of a 10 hour trip between Cleveland and Wilmington. What I found out was that when the speed limit was 55, NC passed a law that anyong getting a ticket for going 80+, it was a mandated court appearance, you couldnt just waive it and pay the fine and costs.…

Good thing hes not from out of State, else it’d cost him double once he got done paying a local attorney.

Honk when you pass E. Marshall off Woodward between 8&9. That where my folks lived when I was born

Cash for clunkers really put a big hole in the 1k transportation special market