Dafuq does it matter if people think the “racist” label can be applied to Trump? Does it matter if he fits a definintion or not? Does it change things if, because he’s done good things for certain POC before, and maybe said some heinous things at other times that he does or does not fit some sort of Webster’s…

The Browns did that

That explains it. I was 29 in 2006 and I thought he was terrible. I thought it was because I was raised on Pryor, Carlin and Williams. Guess it was just because I was old enough to know better.

I wish there was an IRL Infinity Gauntlet that only applied to Logan Paul

This doesnt make much sense because most people with bad credit are probably rate conscious, so they have higher dedictibles for lower rates, and thus are less likely to make claims because those small accidents are less likely to exceed the deuctible. Insurance companies pay lots of money to politicians to be allowed…

They have alerts for lights being out, its called municipal extortion ERRR I mean officers handing out $185 tickets for license plate lights being burnt out (add an extra C-note if you want to go to court)

SHHHHHHHH...don't need any goddamn hipsters moving in and fucking it up for the rest of us

My Da, who favored Scotch my entire life, mysteriously started drinking cheap beer around the time I was in high school.  I guess he just figured there should bee beer around the house in case someone wanted to drink it.  Anywho, when he’d pur himself a glass, he’d always put a pinch of salt in. He said it made it…

Shadoe Steves was always bottom middle. Never the center. It was always Joan Rivers

Look, I know vaccinations dont cause Autism. I know the people, like Jenny McCarthy who think that vaccinations cause Autism are just a bunch of whack jobs who have more time than brains. I’ve always been a person who only believes in things I can see objective proof of. I don’t believe there is one omnipotent being…

That’s Mark Kelso

3 in the tree was even more fun. Baiscally the engineers said “theres three forward gears and reverse up there, no diagram as to what is where. Good luck!”

If this ends with a YouTube video of LaVar Ball going ass over teakettle while freezing his balls off watching his son play in Toronto, it will all have been worth it

sorey

After my Grandmother died, we had the unenviable task of clearing out her apartment. My nieces were taking things exceptionally hard, as Grandma came over to my Sister’s house every day of their lives from when they were born until she passed away (they were 12 and 9 at the time). After a full day of lugging boxes,…

Reminds me of the episode of Cheers where Sam had to sel his Corvette and he ended up buying a Volare

Last weekend I was on the freeway between Cleveland and Columbus, going to my Father in Laws for a Fathers day weekend of Kids, boats, fishing, ATVs, etc etc. As Im driving the family truckster at about 10 over the limit in the left lane, I came up behind a GT-R who was just squatting. I could see therough his back…

Just another $2500, and we can go in the Champagne room, where my manager cant see what we’re doing

But hoo-boy do the insurance companies have a truckload of money to spend showering politicians with gifts and trips and perks and free golf and all sorts of stuff so that the politicians will continue to legalize their grift.  They wont ever run out either, they’ll just keep raising premiums