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IM STILL MAD ABOUT THE FLA-VOR-ICE RANKINGS. HOW DARE THEY PUT BLUE RASPBERRY SO LOW?!?!?!

I LOVE CHEESE AT MY FEET. I STICK MOMOFOKIN PROVOLONE IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT SO THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR SISTERS CROTCH IN THE MORNING

I had some family that worked for Fisher Body in Euclid as well. My Mom’s side of the family all sprouted out of Collinwood. A few of my relatives worked for Fisher body, a few more worked for Fisher foods (not sure if it was the same Fisher or not).

The MOST satisfying is answering the door in your jockey shorts for Jehovahs witnesses

I will go below with the officers and schuttle the schip

you think they look that far ahead?  They dont even care if they burn it down for their own kids, let alone anyone else in a furutre generatons. Its all about “how much can I get right now?”

No Cyril, when theyre dead theyre just hookers

It makes me sad that there are people who dont just know who Casey Kasem is. Damn Im getting old

which is exactly what the automakers want...to keep us all on a debt treadmill

THIS. He’s awesome as part of as ensemble, but never as the lead (imho). Of course, I feel the same about Jack Black. In small doese, he’s great. As a lead, its just too much

When I was younger, I remember hearing Louie Anderson do a riff about working on the car with his father, and getting yelled at for everything. Hit a bit close to home for me. When he spoke the line about standing next to the jack handle and thinking to himself “Prison or college?” I knew right then he was a genius,

DONT DRINK WATER, FISH PISS IN IT

At BGSU in the mid- 90's there used to be this bar on the outskirts of town called Checkers, and on Thursday nights frm 7-9 PM they had their 10 cent beer special. For 10 cents, you got a 10 oz dixie cup full of beer, and you could order 8 at a time. Problem was, it was PACKED. So, you had to go in a group, and people

I just had a phone call with my wife expressing an interest in sleeping with Victoria Secret models. Now, she didn’t say I could do it, nor did she say that if I did she wouldn’t cut my nutsack off with rusty hedge shears, but we had the conversation.

use rachet straps to lash the children to the roof, duh

Best of luck in your recovery. Thanks for sharing.

If this car had a name, it would be Norma Desmond

God, that story was terrible. Did you have a WARAC too?

From what I’ve learned, racism against black folks is worse in lots of other countries than it is in America. Thats not good for business around here though