One place LeBron will NOT go is Golden State. I’ll bet a $2 steak on that

The things Steph has done on a basketball court are absolutely mind blowing. Full stop. What has always bothered me though is that he really has ony a few years of non-injury hampered performace at those otherwise unseen levels and people are quick to anoint him as one of the all time greats. This is what bothers me…

yes but as another National Champion QB once put it, “We aint come to play school” so, should we really be holding poor spelling against “student” athletes?

Hey Spurs, on behalf of Koby Altman, I would like to offer you Brooklyns lottery pick and Kevin Love for Kawhi

Thats what I did to Lost. Never came back after the writers strike. They kept opening doors, not closing any then they said “we have the end in sight” and I knew there was no way for me to be satisfied, so I pulled the eject handle

See, I grew up in Cleveland, Jordan broke my heart with the shot, I hated him, but eventually came torrespect him. I loved the Price-Daugherty-Nance teams out in Richfield. I tried to convince myself that those Fratello led slog’s weren’t horrendous basketball. I remember all the guys in my hall in Bowling Green going…

Yeah I’m a fourth generation Clevelander and I’ve had several arguments in the past few years with older members of my family about the logo. Crazy thing is, these are Aunts of mine who in general are fairly liberal, support gun control, and marched with Carl Stokes in the 60s.

am I the only one, whenever I hear “timing belt”, who thinks of Johnny Soprano?

long story short, on a family vacation we had to use Coleman Lantern fuel as gas because we were in a pinch. MyMom kept saying “its gonna explode” and my Dad kept saying “goddamit I hope so”..ahhh good times

Get a better agent

My Dad flew Hueys in ‘Nam with no doors, and told me a handful of stories about it. Strangely enough, he didnt like being up on an extension ladder

If you get your fans set just right, you dont even need the towel

Do we not remember Big Johns “Lettuce Inspection” speech from Days of Thunder?

If you find an Eddie Bauer with a 5 speed, play the lottery that day because fate is shining on your backside

Wouldnt it be nice if people were as good at being decent as they were at being capitalists?

I dont know but that are currently the bane of my existence

Yeah when I was a kid I had a seizure and I had to go get a bunch of tests and crap. My Mom told me that the tests were because I ate too much raw cookie dough and they had to make sure I didnt have any salmonella worms growing in my stomach. I stopped eating raw cookie dough

I have a friend who will call, and if i dont answer (because im working or keeping the child from sawing his hand off in the kitchen) he will not leave a message or follow up with a text. I assume it wasnt anything important (because he routinely calls to tell me about his latest round of golf or something similarly…

if you drove a Lamborghini with all those lights on it in the Sates, you’d be taken out of your car, berated, beaten, have your car towed and face thousands of dollars in fines.