Pulling up t o an intersection with a left turn lane. Leading up to the left turn lane is the area of diagonal yellow lines where the road widens. The line in the right (straight/right turn) lane was long and I was going left. No oncoming traffice so I pulled through the diagonal yellow to get behind the last car in…

Yeah I always thought the name of this song was “So Sally can wait” but damned if I wasnt just sitting here thinking about the end of my high school days, before I had screwed all sorts of things up, life was good, my folks were alive, I didnt have to worry about bills getting paid etc

On behalf of the city of Cleveland, I would like to thank the NFL for hand picking Jimmy Haslam to purchase our franchise

Oil be damned, a crude joke

My wife wont let me get a manual because sometimes I have to borrow her minivan for work to haul supplies for my job, and she doesnt want to get stuck not being able to drive anywhere (she cant boil water, you expect her to learn how to drive a stick?)

Strip clubs have remarkably good food. You might get hepatitis from the salad bar, but it tastes good

I did it with a needle and an ice cube

unless LBJ was in on it with the CIA. If that were the case, why would he care?

I can still hear my Mom asking him if he wanted a “traveler”

my Mom didn’t have a license (her choice) from somewhere around 1972 until 1994 or so due to a parking lot fender bender. In 1997, my Dad got this crazy idea that they could become an OTR driving team and make pretty good money. He figured he would do the lions share of the driving, but she still needed her license…

Is it bad when I saw that Charger appear on my screen I reflexively lifed my right foot even though Im sitting at a desk? I spend too much time going up and down on 23

+1 Marmot

Far as i can tell, the articles still arent very good. There are several very good podcasts, but the writing isnt anywhere near as good as it was on Grantland

IM weird then because I consider the left column and the top row all sandwiches, and the rest are not. Its a hot dog on a bun. Without the bun, its still a hot dog. But an ice cream sandwich is in fact, a sandwich, made from ice cream

I remember it at te auto show the year it came out. It was on 17" wheels (which were huge for the time). It had an irridescent paint job. It was definitely the coolest car at the auto show that year (in the opinion of my group of friends, who were all 16-17 and this car was somewhat “attainable”). We all looked…

this is a thing now that exists. Im about to become cereal for lunch guy:

Hell the corruption of Cuyahoga count, Ohio is so many years thick it means 70 cents of every dollar is going somewhere other than where its supposed to go. I cant even imagine what its like in NYC

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Did you got to school in a suburb of Cleveland? Because that happened to a kid at my school. We heard it when he did it. It WAS pretty funny at the time

Because many of those costs (depreciation, payment, insurance costs) are either going to be spent anyway (insurance, car pmt) or are conceptual, and dont reqiure the person to actually take money from their pocket to pay (depreciation). If you have a car and the time and you NEED money for something and can turn some…