It makes me sad for the children in the world whose Parents are, by most meanures, not much more than Pimps. Kids dont need Pims, or handlers, or managers, or Mom-agers. They need Parents who love, support and protect them from the world which is a horrible cruel and awful place

So many things that can break

In Smiths defense, it was alphabet soup and Amon Ones was just looking for some D and his J

I have owned 7 cars in my lifetime, and have still not spent $40,000. So, really, all I have to ask is whether or not this is an actual problem?

At least McInnis didnt have his jersey on backwards

My sister had a ‘94 accord that blew the rear main seal on the highway, but I always laid the blame for that more on her than the car. Never heard of any other Honda owner having such an issue

Im old enough to remember those bubblegum cigarettes that would blow out a “puff” of sugar dust. Yep, those were terrible for kids

There is a zero percent chance those are his actual grades. If he’s changing his attendance record, no way he’s leaving his grades as-is

The NCAA and the NRA should both be fired into the sun

careful, you’ll incur the wrath of the yinzers and be subjected to the foul stench of Iron City breath

Yup. My Jewish, lesbian, white cousin and her girlfriend cant stand Jewish queers.

Yeah, my first car was a 78 Cutlass Supreme, handed down from my Grandma. She bought it new in 78, and it was “loaded” for the time. When I got it, the sticker was still folded in the manual in the glove box. $4,879

In the mid 80s my parents bought a loaded Ford conversion van. Even had velour curtains. What it didnt have was AC. When my Dad went to sell it a couple years later, no one would but it without AC. So, hehad aftermarket AC installed. It cost $750. So $360 from the factory only 9 years earlier seems to be a steal

Coleman Lantern fuel will work as gasoline in a pinch

1989 to Neo is almost half as many years as Neo to now

thats what blew my hair back, that sounded just awesome

its a top fuel VeeDub. Lives its life 1/4 mile at a time

yeah remember when a 500 mile race went 500 miles, not 505 miles, just so the TV folks had more “drama”?

but i thought seven 8 nine?

THIS IS NECESSARY