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My wife wont let me get a manual because sometimes I have to borrow her minivan for work to haul supplies for my job, and she doesnt want to get stuck not being able to drive anywhere (she cant boil water, you expect her to learn how to drive a stick?)

Strip clubs have remarkably good food. You might get hepatitis from the salad bar, but it tastes good

I did it with a needle and an ice cube

unless LBJ was in on it with the CIA. If that were the case, why would he care?

I can still hear my Mom asking him if he wanted a “traveler”

my Mom didn’t have a license (her choice) from somewhere around 1972 until 1994 or so due to a parking lot fender bender. In 1997, my Dad got this crazy idea that they could become an OTR driving team and make pretty good money. He figured he would do the lions share of the driving, but she still needed her license

Is it bad when I saw that Charger appear on my screen I reflexively lifed my right foot even though Im sitting at a desk? I spend too much time going up and down on 23

+1 Marmot

Far as i can tell, the articles still arent very good. There are several very good podcasts, but the writing isnt anywhere near as good as it was on Grantland

IM weird then because I consider the left column and the top row all sandwiches, and the rest are not. Its a hot dog on a bun. Without the bun, its still a hot dog. But an ice cream sandwich is in fact, a sandwich, made from ice cream

I remember it at te auto show the year it came out. It was on 17" wheels (which were huge for the time). It had an irridescent paint job. It was definitely the coolest car at the auto show that year (in the opinion of my group of friends, who were all 16-17 and this car was somewhat “attainable”). We all looked

this is a thing now that exists. Im about to become cereal for lunch guy:

Hell the corruption of Cuyahoga count, Ohio is so many years thick it means 70 cents of every dollar is going somewhere other than where its supposed to go. I cant even imagine what its like in NYC

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It makes me sad for the children in the world whose Parents are, by most meanures, not much more than Pimps. Kids dont need Pims, or handlers, or managers, or Mom-agers. They need Parents who love, support and protect them from the world which is a horrible cruel and awful place

So many things that can break

In Smiths defense, it was alphabet soup and Amon Ones was just looking for some D and his J

I have owned 7 cars in my lifetime, and have still not spent $40,000. So, really, all I have to ask is whether or not this is an actual problem?

At least McInnis didnt have his jersey on backwards

My sister had a ‘94 accord that blew the rear main seal on the highway, but I always laid the blame for that more on her than the car. Never heard of any other Honda owner having such an issue