Im old enough to remember those bubblegum cigarettes that would blow out a “puff” of sugar dust. Yep, those were terrible for kids

There is a zero percent chance those are his actual grades. If he’s changing his attendance record, no way he’s leaving his grades as-is

The NCAA and the NRA should both be fired into the sun

careful, you’ll incur the wrath of the yinzers and be subjected to the foul stench of Iron City breath

Yup. My Jewish, lesbian, white cousin and her girlfriend cant stand Jewish queers.

Yeah, my first car was a 78 Cutlass Supreme, handed down from my Grandma. She bought it new in 78, and it was “loaded” for the time. When I got it, the sticker was still folded in the manual in the glove box. $4,879

In the mid 80s my parents bought a loaded Ford conversion van. Even had velour curtains. What it didnt have was AC. When my Dad went to sell it a couple years later, no one would but it without AC. So, hehad aftermarket AC installed. It cost $750. So $360 from the factory only 9 years earlier seems to be a steal

Coleman Lantern fuel will work as gasoline in a pinch

1989 to Neo is almost half as many years as Neo to now

thats what blew my hair back, that sounded just awesome

its a top fuel VeeDub. Lives its life 1/4 mile at a time

yeah remember when a 500 mile race went 500 miles, not 505 miles, just so the TV folks had more “drama”?

but i thought seven 8 nine?

THIS IS NECESSARY

Further proof we need to remove all the warning labels and let Natural Selection do its thing

you could almost hear Tom Hammond chugging grain alcohol straight out of the bottle during those broadcasts. They were hilarious

Sometimes bumper stickers are good, insofar as they’re a good indicator of how bad the driver behind the wheel is.

I went to the site at 1730 EST and just climbed out of the wormhole an hour later. Why did I ever think having kids was a good idea?

If all you know if “Angry old man” George Carlin, then your opinion is misguided (but you are still entitled to it). Some of his funniest material was his stuff from the late 60's and 70's. He is in my Top 5 (only behind Pryor) and should be in everyone’s Top 10, if only because of his impact and the doors he opened…

Grew up on a farm that Had a river running through it. The River had created a Valley and the Orchard on this farm was at the top of this valley. The farm road leading to the orchard was twisty, and the hill was about a half mile long and a 15% grade.