Actually the teeth are already a substitute for elephant ivory and the meat is a delicacy in some central African countries. I’d guess they taste like pork even though they’re more closely related to whales.

RIGHT??? Frankly I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I hear “hippo infestation” and my head translates that as, “Free meat, if you can catch it”

They should just throw a bunch of marbles in the middle and let them fight it out

I think it’s time for some hippo burgers!