I hate to agree with The Donald, but that does look like a subpar blowjob technique!

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

This is a football article, not a Trump article.

Nah, that’s too simple and not nearly heart wrenching enough. I’m going to go with AD comes back late in the season and whiffs on a blitz pick up in a meaningless week 16 game resulting in MVP candidate Bradford to just exploding. The Vikes, with Hill at the helm, start the playoffs strong stomping the Cowboys in the…

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

Trump isn’t fit to hold their hands for comfort. It takes a special kind of scum for a draft dodger to attack veterans with PTSD.

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

He got all huffy.

Yeah, but the point is, the asshole lost a billion dollars! Genius!

the Trump campaign claimed that “The only news here is that the more than 20 year-old alleged tax document was illegally obtained, a further demonstration that the New York Times, like establishment media in general, is an extension of the Clinton, Campaign, the Democratic Party and their global special interests.”

Have you heard what his personal ghostwriter said? Everything that Trump has ever accused others of doing, is really him projecting about himself.

Losing 916 mill in one year would make anyone look bad.

In the mid 90s Trump LOSES $1 billion and Alicia Machado GAINS 15 lbs.

Whoever found and released these documents is a fucking national hero. I wish there were more (and maybe there will be). But just think about the fact that Trump could basically give himself a tax credit of $50 million per year for 18 years. There would be many, many returns he’s filed with $0 tax owed.

Hmm.

Smart play and decision to lateral it.

Plus his blogs comment section only posts approved by a moderator, that’s a kind of safe space too, right, at the very least it’s cowardly

I definitely didn’t once think “wonder what curt schilling thinks about this?”

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.