Flexit?

Either he did not write this or he had a stroke in the last 3 years.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

Yes, this one man represents the entire populace that voted to leave.

the Brexit panic already has Europeans fleeing to take jobs from hard working Americans I see.

The only thing that I would think might change the laws would be a shooter going after Congress. Republicans, specifically. I mean, children, church people, newscasters on live tv. NOPE. But maybe sheer self-interest might motivate a sea change.

The correct term is “Militia.” We have untrained* militia blasting away at shoplifters -vomit

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

Once I’m sitting at a theater, the first thing I do is find all the exits just in case. Doesn’t it make you feel so FREE?

Yes, send her to jail like we did with the entire W Bush administration. I remember it clearly. The conservative public, upon learning that the Iraq war was started under false pretenses, marched on mass to the Whitehouse and demanded the arrest of Bush. Cheney and Rummy in cuffs doing the perp walk is something I…

Wanna bet?

Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.

When I was a kid, the most annoying, repetitive thing my dad would yell was, “Jesus Fucking Christ, we should have had the abortion!"

Is...is that camel toe?

Guys out there with a bald spot know exactly why you wear a cap in the sun.

I enjoys the fact that it looks like he has balloons strapped to his stupid fucking head.

As a resident of Atlanta and Braves fan... I’m ashamed of the team, I’m ashamed of ownership, and I am not excited at all about this new stadium. Being a sports fan can really suck (especially in Atlanta) but it really hurts when you just feel *bad* about supporting your team. When you don’t even *want* to support…

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

I dunno, Leni Heat-n-stall sounds pretty good.