I applaud your ability to make Prince’s death about you.

Don’t forget Johnny Died In a Collapsed Pile of Logs.

The girlfriend isn’t named?

See where writing autographs in college eventually leads you?

So does this make him more or less likely to be signed by the Cowboys?

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

No fan of cops here, but police are under no obligation to risk their lives to save anyone, especially people fleeing the police. It’s unfortunate that these teens lost their lives but sometimes that’s the price of criminal acts.

Sorry, but with all do respect you are just doing what you accuse. It is sad that three young people died but this is not a case of the cops shooting someone unarmed etc. and this is not some nice lake out there where you go swim. This is a proper FL swamp, gators, snakes, mudd that sucks you in like a glue trap plus…

If it’s not their fault, whose is it?

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

It's relevant when a family is trying to smear the police department and their deaths were in the commission of a crime.

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

All choices have consequences.

I think Landrover stopped selling these in the USA because your all morons.

Humvee Dumvee fell from a plane,

Star for effort.

HMMWV FOR SALE

Can’t blame her for that one time she ran away.

It’s finally over. Another primary. Another day of waiting anxiously to hear whether her “husband” has won.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.