Does Cruz have brain damage and wife who will run the country on his behalf with advisement from her fortune teller as well?

I voted for both of them, and was happy to do so. Given Reagan’s legacy, I stick by my decision.

peyton is waaaaayyy more hateable than Brady in my eyes. If I have to see one more papa johns commercial with his stupid face in it I might lose my mind.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

“Epic comeback starts right here...”

Not surprising to see that a big turnaround from 12-2 to 0-12 is rewarded by the winning tradition of the Tampa Bay Bucaneers.

Last douchebag in the lifted bro-truck needs a swift kick to his undersized genitals.

The person from “This Old House Magazine” sounds about as curmudgeonly as you would expect.

“his balls look like wounded ducks flopping through the air”

“People are often unreasonable, irrational and self-centered.”

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

LA is where NFL teams go to die. Raiders and Rams already tried and failed there. I say send all three of those teams to LA to rot in the sun and bleed the NFL out in an empty Carson Stadium.

He’ll love Manziel’s high On-Base Percentage, by which I mean the amount of time he is high on cocaine

To his credit, it seems Chip really unified the locker room.

I got the runs just reading that recipe.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

We’re already drunk

I do think the NFL’s rulebook is way too fucking obtuse. Whether or not the officials are getting worse or they’re simply struggling to keep up with an ever-expanding rulebook, I have no idea. What I know is that it’s yet another factor that’s pushing me away from the NFL this year.