If only they'd been just a little stronger.

Say what you will about Foles, he is tied for first all time in single game TD passes.

In Europe you are required to carry a reflective vest to wear if you're stopped roadside. I think Spain requires two. I know they're all Godless socialists, but this seems like a decent idea and now all of our vehicles have two.

Bed liners are for fancy boys.

Isn’t child-molesting Subway sandwich spokesman Jared from Indiana? Might be fertile territory for Trump.

Not in Minnesota we don’t.

Greyhound service to the plane? Man, things have really changed.

The B-52 has eight engines

If that doesn't draw in the young creative class I don't know what will.

Triumph of the Shill

Well in that case the Minnesota Twins would never get suspended.

World War I and World War II?

Careful. Might be time delay fuze.

We had matador. Delicious!

I think the right hook is more cyclist continuing to go straight then motor vehicle overtakes and turns right in front of cyclist causing collision or panic stop.

It must make LSU proud that she attended there instead.

Can jet fuel melt a frozen cake? Asking for a friend.

LaPierre? Sounds French to me. I think it literally translates to “The Penis”.

Democrat. That doesn’t get the GOP worried. They’re just lucky John Hinckley had a measly 6-shot .22 and not a 33-round Glock 9mm like Jared Loughner.

Scientologists?