It’s completely irresponsible.  Pointless at best.

So apparently we live in a world where saying “I don’t know if Woody Allen is a pedophile” is a cancellable offense, despite the fact that the cancellors don’t know, either.

It is almost universally true that you can skip the first paragraph, and occasionally the first two paragraphs, of every article here.

Well, the guy who bought it for $552 and got a $12,789 settlement is kind-of a genius.  Fuck the other two guys, though.

Yeah, I thought he was astonished by how high it was.  I am.  This is why I don’t leave the house.  That, and the crushing agoraphobia.

Yeah, I thought he was astonished by how high it was.  I am.  This is why I don’t leave the house.  That, and the crushing agoraphobia.

Him has had a great career.

I wondered how someone guilty of such crimes can apparently feel absolutely no remorse. Then I came up with a theory: Some people say he has a fetish for sex with sleeping women. I think maybe his fetish is actually for sex with dead women. He figures, “Hey, I didn’t kill them, which is what I wanted to do. They…

Okay.  What’s the first thing?

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‘70s.

Sports fans are the worst people on Earth and they should kill each other more often

If Colin Trevorrow is reprising his role of completely incompetent screenwriter, then these guys aren’t going to help no matter how hard they try.

The punctuation of that last sentence makes me want to kick your English teacher in the cunt.

You should be saying this when you hear about someone’s body being found in their house with their face eaten off by their cat.

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the facts that no one wanted to see that movie and it was shitty.

I’m suddenly very interested in your dating history

Whenever a creator of a hugely popular IP works in a collaborative medium, there are plenty of people who want to talk about how they weren’t really the creators because they have unresolved childhood issues this narrative satisfies. I mean, sometimes it’s true (Bob Kane) but usually it’s just fragile people lashing…

These are a lazy writer’s adjectives.  Try harder.

“I’m amused and hopeful but understandably trepidatious” wouldn’t have wasted enough of our time, I guess.