Sybock was Spock’s elder half brother. So his absence is explained either by his being an adult or living with his mother; or, if he’s a Star Trek fan, both.  Get the fuck over it.

I believe what is meant is that the score is trying to make you feel things unearned by the rest of it.

Obviously, he turned it off before the “run away” part.

Obama would have hired a fucking caterer and no one would have known about it.

No, they’re right.  You really are an asshole.

There are also these things called caterers.

You type good standing up, because that butt hurts way too much to be sitting.

Do you never tire of whining about liberals not liking you enough?  Why do you need liberals to like you?  I certainly don’t give the slightest fuck what your opinion is.

I noticed you didn’t address the no-headphones thing, because even an ignorant liar such as yourself couldn’t fabricate a lie ignorant enough to seem plausible to stupid people about that. People in recording booths wear headphones, always; if you see someone in a recording booth performing without headphones, it’s…

Explain to me how he “flipped the fuck out.”  

That wasn’t even funny. So you’re not only a homophobic troll, you’re an unfunny, homophobic troll.

I’m from New Jersey, and I’ve never heard of this.  Sloppy Joes to me were always the ground beef and tomato sauce kind.

It’s amazing that you live in a world where Stephen Colbert is a bitter, angry, stupid loser and Trump is the opposite of those things. For instance, I’m pretty sure even homeless guys are happier than Trump, for God’s sake.

“...and steamrollered right over the pesky fact....”

“...we have to admit that the idea of President Kyle MacLachlan would be at least mildly interesting. (Not really, because it would be fucking stupid, but this is the premise we’re going with for this story so let’s just stick with it.)

I miss clever dialogue. Say what you like about Moffat, he always delivered that.

Does anyone remember how any John le Carré books end? 

Is that a typo, or do you think “justice” is a verb?

“I really loved the opening chapter of this book, but never got much further into it.”  I don’t know what this means. 

“Lost.”