That’s because it wasn’t. It was from season one of Legion.

Yes! Well, that and they’re all self-centered, deluded assholes.

I’m stealing that.

Let me explain why it’s wrong to like Fallon’s games. The next time you’re laughing at a celebrity doing a silly thing, ask yourself sincerely if you would be laughing if it were someone you’d never heard of. If the answer is “no,” you’re laughing at nothing.

The chef wasn’t just fired: he’s “no longer in the business!!!”

Yeah, he’s not a journalist; he’s an “entertainer.” And, I have to admit, this whole thing is pretty fucking entertaining.

“Charlie, the quiet and withdrawn daughter of Toni Collette and Gabriel Byrne’s still-grieving parents (Charlie’s grandmother has just died.)“

That is a stunningly stupid thing to say. Please tell me you’re joking.

Stern is known for getting guests to say stuff they normally wouldn’t say in an interview. He’s a very talented interviewer, and one of the tools in his toolbox is not shutting them down on moral grounds if they say something questionable. He’s basically conning them into thinking they can say anything and not be…

Farrah Fawcett is: Retarderella!

The truth is that Facebook was asked to attempt to filter out fake news, and there’s just far more of it aimed at the right than the left. This is then used to claim bias. Conservatives are just more likely to believe fear-mongering bullshit, so they’re the fucking target audience.

Adults really do need to stop saying it. I lose respect for them when I hear it.

“The direction and cinematography of this show is unreal.” I don’t understand how adults write like this. *Are* unreal. Two or more things are. 

Better Call Saul is probably the best thing on television currently.

Anecdotal evidence: it didn’t happen to you, therefore it never happens. Who do you think you’re fooling?

You’re a shitty writer. You suck at what you do for a living. You have wasted my time with your bad writing and even worse reasoning. And I’m not saying this in defense of Rapaport; I’m saying it because you suck.

Let’s clear this up very easily: there are three Star Wars movies worth showing anyone. If they want to watch the rest of it, they can ask Santa.

That “she’s not my type” line. Jesus. It reminds me of that moment in the trial of Oscar Wilde in which he was asked if he kissed a certain boy, and Wilde slipped and said, “No, he was far too ugly.” Though, unlike Trump, he was actually pretty convincing up until then.

Suckabee always looks to me like she’s acting casual while desperately trying to prevent her face from melting.

You should probably get back to your violent video games now.