Lewy Body dementia, which is basically what you'd get if you crossed Alzheimer's with Parkinson's. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Depends on where you are. It's the midwest, but anything south of I-70 puts you in "Missou-rah" territory, and I hear a lot of accents. I don't have an accent from growing up in Central Florida, and people can tell I didn't grow up in the area.

People are going to start flocking to there and Osage Beach thinking that dramatic things happen. Nope. It's just a really nice place to go outlet shopping. (Although I'd love to see a Missouri portrayal where not everyone has a southern accent. Gone Girl irritated me because of it.)

I can't watch "The Depths" because Julie's just way too smug about getting a subway car full of people on her side. And count me as one of the people who loved Noel the first time I watched it, then switched to Ben on a rewatch when I was older. Yeah, Ben's definitely stupid about a lot of things in those early…

I wonder if more of it had to do with the fact that they dangled the Noel-ship and the Ben-ship throughout Season 1 to get fans, and by the time "The List" ends, Noel's flinging barbs at Felicity, and she's broken up with Ben.

I also tapped that ass!

Funky Pumpkin! I tried it last year and I enjoyed it. Their Tell-Tale Tart sour ale is pretty good, too.

But which is my best side? I know they're both good.

One of the ones I remember Noggin censoring was "Pierced". The exchange goes: "Gee, maybe ET came into my room and touched my belly button while I slept." "Boy, Daria, you have the weirdest sex dreams." It cracks me up every time, but Noggin left Jane's retort out.

"I'm not with these guys, I've got a pig in the livestock competition and I am gonna WIN that gold medal."

Dennis Mersereau, and the Vane as a result, was let go in Gawker's last round of firings last year—any story they've done about the weather just hasn't stacked up in terms of content. He posts for Mental Floss now, so all's not lost.

But is he proactive?

"Cute!" "Super cute!"