I once got caught looking for Five Guys.

Because if there's one thing that being a sports fan is all about, it's appreciating what you've got and not hoping for something better.

I don't even start watching football until the AFC championships because everything else up until then is just useless filler. If the pats don't make it that far then the whole season wasn't worth wasting my time with anyway.

Yeah these Pats fans seriously don't know what they have. All I hear from them is constantly calling Brady one of the most average QBs of all-time, while referring to Belichick as a poor-man's Pete Carroll.

Costas is still mad they haven't made soapboxing an Olympic event.

There must be some Toros in the atmosphere.

No, I don't think this happened or was mentioned explicitly in the article.

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

At least this is a regular season NHL game with at least an incremental effect on the championship season. All college football bowls have been rendered meaningless exhibitions outside of the BCS championship. Not that it was any better, but in the old days, when No. 1 versus No. 2 were not facing each other, then…

He was our top cornerback.

DC Natives sing a similar tune

I like how the announcers says he threw it into the stands despite 5000 reasons why that clearly didn't happen.

This is reaching.

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT JUSTIN BOBBY?? Stylist...in Nicaragua??? I want more details.

I remember when Steve Kerr did that after a Bulls' championship.

He ain't an athlete, lady. He's a baseball player.

Deadspin must stop protecting the identity of this bully. You protect the name of the victim, not the perpetrator.

Congratulations, Red Sox, you finally left the yard.

[Looks at number of World Series titles Boston has won in last decade.]