Ted Johnson: “Me, sometimes.”

Fantastic and pertinent comment on one of aforementioned blogz/hope yer puke wasn’t too hot.

DAULERIO

Hm. Only 4 days after the draft.

hahahahahaha. well playt rov's. killt it

I'm 1000% on board with you. Motherfuckers need to grow up.

I liked when Bill Simmons said exactly this on ESPN Saturday morning.

dats funny

I've long said Pierce is perhaps the most underrated player of all time. (I'm a hugely biased Celtics fan, but whatever.) He's the Celtics all-time leading scorer. Shaq gave him his nickname in earnest, years later, Kobe said Pierce had the best footwork in the league, and Bob Ryan said he's the best one-on-one player…

your wrong

There's a guy walking right next to her. Based on your defense, why not level him? Not trolling here, just wondering what the reason for decking a little girl and not the guy who is also walking toward police officers with their backs turned?

Make sure you put spaces after your commas, just enough space for Jesus.

The correct answer is Joey fucking Slotnick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Twi…

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but based on his shirt alone, I'm guessing the controlled substance was some out-of-bounds flavors.

The new commenting systems <i>haven't</i> discouraged poor grammar, however.

Did it once as a kid. Might've been a fluke, but my grape became engulfed in tiny electric waves and sizzled like when a cartoon character gets electrocuted. Fun day.

Ever microwave a grape?

Yo Jason,

This is an awesome fucking joke.