I don’t think Flea’s judgment is going to have much impact on the Chinese businessmen and local government officials who make up the overwhelming majority of the world’s ivory purchasers. (And also drove the western black rhinoceros to extinction, because they think its horn will make their penises bigger. Fuck you,…

Because of the constitutionally-protected rights to free speech and free association.

Maybe “Anaconda” wasn’t nominated because that song fucking sucks and is a travesty - hardly more than a glorified re-mix..

I forgot he existed until just now.

in Spanish, you put the accent on the stressed syllable, as in Almodovar if I could do accents on my iPad. Beyonce is like a fake French name, where the accent indicates that the “e” is pronounced “ay” rather than Bay-onse to rhyme with response.

95% of why I choose a place is the food. The other 5% is whether I will actually be able to hear the people I’m with and not be shoved into someone’s armpit. Very few things matter to me less than “atmosphere.”

Yet some people would read my comment and think it was a real suggestion. So you never know!

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

U mad, Max?

I can’t believe the luck dude has... I wish my grandma had died immediately after she caught me jerking.

This sounds disconcertingly like,“What about black on black crime?”

No she definitely deserves to get fired from her job. Most of us would get fired from jobs for very publicly committing a crime, and most of us don’t have jobs which are basically entirely about maintaining a positive public image of ourselves.

The only thing I would point out here is that 1) most people aren’t like this chick, and 2) even if they were, most aren’t Playmate of the year (most of us aren’t going to gyms with famous/semi-famous people), so were they to do something like this, it would be to the 20 people who follow them on Snapchat.

If memory serves, that tv show was a spinoff of a popular adult film.

I remember the name Robert Kardashian from the OJ trial, but I don’t remember knowing anything else about the family. While perhaps on the periphery of notoriety, I think as a family they were far from being well known.

Does anyone else think this kid was coached? Famous is not really a concept that toddlers get (or maybe I just hang with very down to earth toddlers). #KardashianKidKonspiracy.

I’m sorry that you are so boring, good luck with your boringness

Well obviously what I think doesn’t align with the majority of American women because alas these four dudes were chosen to be on a dating reality show, so buck up. You’ll be fine I’m sure.