Bored satirist creates lazy stereotype and makes lazy jokes. Yawn.

“I’m exposing my boobs in the same way that I want to expose police racism and corruption.”

Through

The 1st of Neverember.

I love this song so much. Heard it for the first time a couple weeks ago and have listened to it at least once a day since. Her voice is fantastic.

I get unreasonably annoyed when people use the terrible and wrong “piece of pizza.” It is a SLICE.

“I’m not saying Tom is a bad guy, but personally, I’m skeptical of successful men who have never been married and have no children. Just doesn’t compute for me.”

Having a strong, uninformed opinion about something, and then only changing that opinion when you are personally affected by it. Inspiring, I guess? Either that or annoyingly typical.

Ugh. My oversight. You're right, I didn't get that far.

“To find out who’s fucking who”

Am I crazy or despite what Kara claims, doesn’t Demi use “who’s” perfectly correctly there?

I listen to that album at least once a month. It's an all-timer.

I oncehad to substitute almond milk when I was 2/3 the way through making a White Russian and realized I was out of half and half. Sounds reasonable, right? Literally poured that shit down the sink after one sip.

A statement no one asked for but I will provide anyway: Liz Phair is the most attractive woman in the history of music. In terms of a combination of looks and personality (or at least the personality she showed in her lyrics).

Ooh, who ELSE would you not like to hang out with? We are fascinated.