Holy shit, that’s one hell of an enhance.

Then I demand a raise. And a BJ.

I desperately need someone to teach me how to man. I went in my garage the other day and I exploded in hives. I had to wrap my body in the softest blankets to soothe my angry skin. I picked up a hammer and it immediately became lodged in my throat. I had to ask men at the man store to remove it. Later that same week I…

That sounds pretty hateful to call anyone that disagrees with you as delusional and psychotic. Therein lies the problem. What you consider an opinion, others might find hateful. I noticed that in your other comment you mention sexual orientation and race that should be protected from hate speech, but failed to mention…

What I want to know is how they were able to link Daron Wint to the DC murders with a pizza crust in less than a week.

Prickly pear in Arizona? Really? Proof that this is not based on any kind of, you know, data.

Leave the phone at home. Turn on Call Forwarding.

Years IT incident research has shown that most computer problems actually stem from just a very few MECHANICAL problems. By far, the most common is a loose nut on the keyboard.

I should probably follow your example and start commenting on recaps of bad shows to point out to the writer how it’s not a good use of her time, huh

Curious that in the past, when an XB-37b flew, nobody said anything about the mission or the payload or both. Now, all of a sudden, we get all of this information. I guess I'm going to have to throw a bullshit ball at the Air Force.

First, Chipotle is fucking dog food compared to even your most rundown Mexican joint. Only fucking yuppies eat that Alpo. Second, they clearly know anti-GMO is some bullshit, but they’re still doing it because ‘it is what the customers want’. Your customers are fucking retarded despite how much money they make on…

GMOS are EVIL!!!! Who cares if its feeding millions of poor people around the world if I dont know whats going in my body? Who am I to believe? Actual accredited scientists or food bloggers?!??! You are all paid SHILLS for believing GMOs to be good!!! I want my corn to be flailing and weak and the food at my table to…

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I can’t imagine that happening. I’ve joked in the past that if a certain candidate won, I’d move to Canada...

WTF? I was raised in a Republican, conservative family, and I can't believe how evil the party has become over the past 25+ years. I mean, I've never personally been a hardcore conservative, and probably fall more on the libertarian side of the fence than anything, but this is ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, the left…

AS IF the FDA has ever had cared about our best interests. They're way too influenced to be objective. Only when this company has more weight on capitol hill will it become available.

I'm a man and I like spicy food. But not overly hot. If it's spicy but has great flavor, I'm all into it. But if it's hot just to be hot, forget it. 'Oh, you make your wing sauce with 117 ghost peppers per quart? I'll pass. I like keeping the lining of my stomach intact.'

I vote for every position I am allowed to and I research each person individually. I agree that most Americans wouldn't vote without having a D or R next to a persons name - but I would argue that voting for a party can often be worse than not voting at all.

Absolutely disgusting. Politicians can be bought with contributions. And this is not against the law why? I know, I know, because the politicians also make the laws.

it boggles my mind that any form of Lobbying is legal.