“Thuper Bacteria”

This is the universal face of of Detroit.

It’s funny. Back when Carey was a ref, I felt like he was one of the elites. He would make calls confidently and correctly. He sounds like a confused old man on the broadcast side. Maybe he just had a very good crew supporting him.

“Just a small bump.” - Chase Utley

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”