This is the most perfect thing of the day.

This is actually making a lot of sense rn

That don’t mean squat. I have a public facebook profile and I’m not real.

I think we are all living in an elaborate sequel to the movie The Others.

The Debbie Downer door is that way.

(Verging on Pinkham’s Law/ Fake Story?)

Nancy Drew is on the case!

My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.

HEADSTRONG ILL TAKE ON ANYONE

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

Man, that’s just awful.

When Deadspin is good, it's really good.

I don’t care if this is a “blog”, I don’t care that ppl mostly make fart jokes in the comments. I am simply amazed at how singular and informative her reporting always is (on topics where most sports writers are burying their heads in the sand), and it’s why I come here.

That's sick and demoralizing.

Oh honey. It’ll be okay.

That is fucked up. I’m way out of the dating pool so I view a lot of this from a distance and sometimes the details are lost. I didn’t know the Cool Girl wasn’t supposed to have too many interests. I can’t believe this is adults dating each other. Don’t you want to spend time with a woman who is sophisticated and…

perhaps it’s just becoming difficult for me to watch a bunch of men onscreen talking to other men for 30 minutes.

She was a pretty awesome guidance counselor. I was very much a Kristy type, if you read the character as being a total baby dyke in love with her nerdy best friend. Because I was a total baby dyke with a crush on my guidance counselor.

She went to Smith and then Columbia Teacher’s College. She was super smart and graduated two or three years ahead in high school, so was maybe 23 or something ridiculous when I was 18. This thread prompted me to google her and she’s now a private college consultant type, which in some ways is hugely disappointing…

You're reading way too hard into my original comment.