Hmm, let me guess:

The amount of edge in that comment is just slicing me apart.

“FUCKIN’ CATALINA WINE MIXER!”

Why didn’t anyone think of that earlier? At some point, every bottle of inexpensive wine in your average shop had some sort of silly, risque name. Why not hitch a well-known brand to a winery and at least add some campy fun to the double entendres?

Every movie I’ve ever seen says that your genetic engineering will absolutely fail and they’ll eat you and then they’ll eat all of us.

I loved V, then it sucked, then it got awesome again, then it got canceled. /sigh.

Or you know, a trans women of color...

Reading this story has been the highlight of my day.

you = me (and literally everyone else from my hometown, we had so many ice cream shops)

PCU, literally the only movie Comedy Central showed from 1998-2002.

This is an amazing story. I hope it gets all the stars and is featured in its own BCO one day.

I cannot stop giggling at your story!

You win - I laughed really hard at this and not so much at the featured entries.

I feel like I go to Lost a lot with these kinds of posts, but really, this was the first person who came to mind. Juliette was insufferable in her early appearances, what with her on again/off again flirtation with Jack and her refusal to just say clearly things that would help clarify things to the survivors was…

It is an interesting topic, and one that Gawker used to revel in. It was a few years back but every week it was something about the internet taking down the newspaper biz. I didn’t mind even though the personal agenda was obvious, because details about an industry I’m not in but still affects me is fascinating.

I laughed so hard at this story, bravo. I remember those halcyon days of teenage potheadedness.

HOW CAN YOU BE SOMEONE WHO WORE A HEMP NECKLACE UNIRONICALLY AND NOT REMEMBER THIS MOVIE?!

I love this story so much.

Hezbollah is Lebanese. Hamas is Palestinian. Hamas is largely funded by the Saudis and is Sunni. As far as Hezbollah goes, I agree, but let’s keep in mind in the prism of realpolitik that the US has funded plenty of shitty organizations to advance regional and global aims.

It’s fancy nail stickers made of PVC that you like ... stick on and then kind of melt with a hair dryer. So you might be eating polyvinyl chloride, but at least you won’t be getting any gluten! (Like pretty much all my regular nail polish, but who’s counting?)