He’s always a good time, but you tend to forget his number in polite company.

and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.

Do I have it in me to click “Show Pending” to read the butthurt inbred New Englanders? Some days I do, but no, not today. It’s bad enough I have to live amongst them.

Cosigned, but I am not a fan of most serifs. :(

Wisconsinite here, he speaks the truth!

I love how you say you’re an IL resident, just hoping people will assume you’re from Chicago- which is literally the only place in IL which is different in any way from IN. The rest of IL sucks.

That guy knows Indianapolis. Like... that was my childhood.

I wonder if it is connected to the protagonist being a “hero/good guy” on those shows whereas the perpetrator of the acts in the music is the one delivering the message. We can allow ourselves to live vicariously through (Dharma &) Greg/Kyle Chandler lite as he catches this vile human while we secretly are exhilarated…

Is it because Horrorcore rap has an edge of realism that a horror/slasher film does not that riles people so? If I watch a movie and see the same themes we lack the moral outrage we reserve for someone doing it over music, regardless of the reality of it all.

you know damn well when you close

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

Aw. I’m so sorry. My biological parents divorced when I was 9 (horrible huge mess of a situation) and then I lived with my father and step mother who divorced when I was 19 (horrible huge mess the second) while I'm no doubt screwed up over all of this, at least I always knew it was fucked up. And I know it sounds…

I wish I knew where I read this but SOMEWHERE some study basically says that the out-of-the-blue divorce is worse on kids (of whatever age) because they question everything. They don’t know what “stable” relationships look like because they’ve been fooled for so long. I sympathize so much. At least with my parents’…

I’m really digging this air right now. That might be it, but the only Cory I respect is Cory in the house!

Your knowledge of Texas history is impeccable. Well done.

Improper name calling is the highest of humor in Houston.

Pinkham’s law.

This is the Alpha and Omega of the big picture that too many parents cannot see. Allowing for personal tastes is one thing. Allowing a child to hold the family’s peace hostage over their ridiculous demands is another. It makes assholes by the dozen. I raise children for a living. The rule is: You have to try…

Trump’s ginormous ego casts metaphorical shade.

6. SUMMA SUMMA SUMMATIME