There is another way.

In the competition between which brother is hotter, all the roses to A. A. Ron Rodgers, and this is coming from a full on strictly lady-lovin homosensual.

If no one from Jezebel applies for this and reports back then none of you bitches are the bitches I thought you were.

Meanwhile meanwhile, Eyes Adrift (Meatpuppets/Nirvana/Sublime Short Lived Post-Grunge Supergroup!) are still waiting for their eyes to float back to shore.

I’m a lifelong generational Bears fan who has been raised since childhood to hate Green Bay for the bullshit little hamlet it is, but I swear to shit if Aaron Rodgers came out I would ruin my own family relationships and become a Packers fan because HOLY SHIT CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE IF ONE OF THE BEST QBS IN FOOTBALL…

Uhh, Tinder already exists and at least in this case you have the chance of snapping up a Jigglypuff before you die.

Omg more on this person. Updates regularly plzz.

Ok. Two!

Ok. One!

My whole day is derailed by this article existing.

Agreed, Sporty is the best spice girl both in style, in vocal abilities, acting ability (SEE: Spice World on VHS) and in ability to spark very confusing early notions in baby gays such as myself who both wanted to be her and also wanted her be her very best friend and have sleepovers and irrationally hate all her…

Ew you are wrong. So wrong. Omg you’re wrong tho!

YES PLEASE. lets trash this!

Yo, need more deets on this situation; also possibly a screenplay and Netflix original series starring Sarah Paulson or Elizabeth Mitchell as the professor also why did this happen to you and not me also life IS NOT FAIR.

Sure is and sure is.

I have a pug, so she farts and looks over her shoulder at me and yes, it’s exactly how you picture it; just eyeballs and rolls for dayyyysssss

Feel you my dog farts and then looks at me like I earned it.

Yuss yuss yuss you win! 2,000 Guest, points you may pass go and collect 200 dollars.

We need hard hitting undercover investigative journalism to blow the lid off of world’s most mysterious and obscured spaces like North Korea, the private prison system and Taylor Swift.

Maybe she DID have accidents and there ARE little Calvins and Little Johns that were brought to term (holograms during showing time? who knows) and were immediately scurried away in the dark of night to be brought up in the Albanian wilderness, unaware of their birthright but one day, one day, they will return to…